What Top Celebrities Really Think About Their Bottoms – No. 3

Jessica Alba (the newly crowned sexiest woman in the world):

“I’d get in trouble for my clothes. The youth pastor made me wrap a sweater round my waist to hide my butt. I still get insecure about having hips and a booty, even though it’s how women are supposed to look.” (On her strict religious upbringing, in FHM magazine)

And according to Empire, the youth pastor wasn’t the only one who was unhappy about the young Jessica running around in skimpy outfits. Her grandmother disapproved of her wearing bikinis too…

“I wasn’t allowed to wear them in the house when I was a kid. I would get spanked. My grandma would get the flyswatter and make us get our clothes on.”

…which of course is exactly what she wore most of the time in her film Into the Blue .

Here’s a picture of her blatantly defying both her grandmother and the pastor once again.

I reckon there’s no flies on that butt, however I think her grandmother should be called upon one last time just to make sure.

Some flyswatting action courtesy of Webshots:

Coming soon in the ‘What Top Celebrities Really Think About Their Bottoms’ slot: Keira Knightley.

Posted by Valdor on April 29, 2007

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