Bad Girls Caught In The Act – No.2

Driving Offences:

What punishment would you recommend for this blonde driver?

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She was caught on camera with both hands off the wheel applying her make-up. This is surely a provocation too far. It’s not just the dangerous driving, but the extra layer of female vanity on top that is probably making your palm feel itchy. Here’s the write up that went with the pictures:

A part-time bikini model was fined £200 yesterday after she was caught using both hands to apply make-up while driving.

She was videotaped by police as she passed an accident blackspot behind the wheel of her Vauxhall Astra. Police said after the case that her behaviour “beggared belief”.

The prosecution, told magistrates: “She was doing 32mph and did not have her hands on the steering wheel, nor was she looking where she was going. She has an eyebrow pencil in her right hand, applying it to her eyebrows, and in the other hand what appears to be some sort of compact or mirror which she was looking into.”

He added: “The car was steering itself. She was doing 32mph more than she should have been doing.”

“Part-time bikini model”? …hmm?

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Do you remember Christine Aguilera doing a series of advertisements for a footwear company a few years back, which included this sexy picture of her playing a traffic cop…arresting herself!

Of course, it also looks like a dominatrix about to administer a whipping. The spread-eagled-across-the-car position is common in vanilla porn, and makes a great submissive pose for a potential spankee to adopt too.

Having said that, I can’t find any pictures of anyone being spanked whilst bent over a car.

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But perhaps the above method could be used to deal with Lindsey Lohan the next time she gets arrested for traffic violations. The policeman is sitting on his car to administer an OTK spanking.

In the 1960 TV film Doctor and the Redhead there is a spanking with a similar modus operandi.

Felicia Farr drives Dick Powell too fast round some hairy looking bends. As she pulls up she says “Now you know what it’s like to ride in a sports car”.

He replies: “Well you’ve certainly taught me something. Do you mind if I return the favour?

He asks her to get out of the car and says:

“This isn’t exactly a sports car manoevre but it is a manoevre…KNOWN AS GOING TO THE WOODSHED!.

He then puts her across his knee and spanks her behind whilst sitting on the car. It’s a pretty serious looking flurry of smacks too.

Elvis Presley knew how to deal with females who were guilty of dangerous driving.

In one of his movies, his car is nearly forced off the road by a pretty young woman trying to overtake, but he outmanoevres her and she ends up off the road instead. He pulls up next to her and shouts:

“I ought to spank your behind until it’s as red as a beetroot.”

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Which is probably what the magistrate wanted to say to the part-time bikini model.

Coming next on Bad Girls Caught In the Act: Binge-drinkers and ladettes.

Bad Girls Caught In The Act – No. 1


Yes, this is the first of an exciting new series of posts in which we will be taking a look at the behaviour of some of the more lawless female elements of society, and featuring pictures of them committing crimes and misdemeanours, getting caught, and punished.

Shoplifting is such a classic female crime that it is not surprising it frequently crops up in spanking stories and videos.

This picture of a girl stealing some sunglasses is quite a tease. She doesn’t look like a very confident or experienced thief. Looking around with those doe eyes would be sure to attract the attention of any self-respecting store detective. She also looks like a nice middle class girl, who would be horrified at the thought of getting a police record if caught.

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Maybe she’d make a run for it like this unfortunate woman. Chased from a supermarket by a shop manager and a security guard, she attempted to jump over a fence, but was caught by the legs of her jeans. In a desperate attempt to give them the slip she dropped the jeans, but still ended up firmly gripped around one arm and ankle. The security guard is on the phone to the police asking for advice about what to do next.

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All this scene needs is a little old lady to come out of a nearby house and start whacking the shoplifter’s bare bottom with an umbrella!

But for those who are arrested and prosecuted, the consequences can be far from funny. Public humiliation is used in some states of the U.S.A.

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When a female celebrity is caught shoplifting, any humiliation factor is automatically multiplied by all the press attention.

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This is a picture of Winona Ryder as she is about to enter a US court to face charges of shoplifting. The trepidation of a beautiful woman about to face the consequences of her bad behaviour is perfectly captured by the photographer.

Her downcast eyes and averted face speak of shame and embarrassment. The awkward pose of her hands reveals her discomfort at the predicament in which she finds herself. The prim girlish hairstyle, and the oh so sensible skirt and cardigan combination is strongly reminiscent of school uniform.

Is this a grown woman about to enter a court of law, or a student outside the headmistress’s study of a private college, where she has been summoned to pay the penalty for her shoplifting misdemeanours?

Coming Next on Bad Girls Caught In The Act: Traffic Offences


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