Nell McAndrew is a z-list British celeb who started out as a model and has since tried to build up her career with appearances on reality shows, fitness vids, and the occasional attempt at spanking modelling.
The headmaster is of course the genuinely famous Chris Tarrant, presenter of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?. Here, he is attempting to turn Nell from a no-mark celeb into a very well-marked one, all in the name of advertising for a mobile phone company.
Rating: 10 out of 10
A Top Career’s Advisor writes: At last! You’ve found something you’re genuinely talented at! (Now can I have my cane back please.)