“At a swanky hotel in London’s glittering West End, the great and the good of the spanking world sashay down the red carpet, as they arrive for the 2007 Spank Statement Awards of the Year. And what a truly vintage year it has been!”
So this week, let’s take a look at who came away with the coveted trophies, and recall some of the highlights and lowlights of 2007. Starting with the music world.
Most Spankable Celebrity in Music (U.K.): Lily Allen
Most spankable Celebrity in Music (Overseas): Rihanna
Best use of booty in a video: Alex Gaudino: Destination Calabria
Lifetime achievement award: Madonna