Before Buffy, pre-Xena, and earlier even than Star Trek, one sci fi/fantasy series has held a fascination for spankos longer than any other. I’m talking about a show that has been pitting an eccentric, alien-bashing Lord of Time up against a pretty, pert-bottomed assistant with attitude, and waiting for the sparks to fly, for nearly 5 decades now.
It can only be…Dr Who!
Pertwee-on-Sladen Whovian Screen GRAB!
All the internet chat, speculation and fantasy in the world can’t hide the fact that the series has never produced a genuine spanking to speak of – but then neither has Buffy, Xena or Star Trek.
Just like their vanilla counterparts, spanking Dr Who buffs are highly dedicated with an obsessive eye for detail. They’ve been writing, drawing, discussing or just day-dreaming about POSSIBLE spanking scenes ever since the Tardis first landed on our screens in 1963. And this arcane brand of spanking geekery isn’t showing any sign of coming to an end soon. Not now a new series is about to be unleashed with a profile that’s bigger than ever!
Pertwee-on-Sladen Whovian fan art and publicity photo
Yes it’s the time of year to take a close look at Dr Who’s companion on the cover of the Radio Times (and every other magazine) and think…
“Mmm….now she’d look FANTASTIC kicking and squealing across the Doctor’s knee!”
It’s an annual ritual, as much a part of Spring as the Easter bunny, daffodils, and a wet bank holiday! So without further ado here she is:
Karen Gillan as ‘feisty’ new assistant Amy Pond
Key points to note are red hair, long legs, short skirt, seamed stockings, and a penchant for UNIFORMS ! A further pointer is a likeness to Olivia Hallinan who was hotly tipped for the role herself. She’s the actress who was spanked in Sugar Rush and threatened with a spanking in Lark Rise to Candleford. So the omens are already looking pretty good!
Spank-a-likeys? Olivia and Karen
But will the new doctor be up to the task of taming her? In recent times, the doctors have been getting younger and Matt Smith is the youngest ever. At 27, he’s just four years older than his companion. Earlier doctors were more like uncle figures and, to the modern eye, quite pervy looking!
One thing that was pointed out to me recently by a leading expert in the field of Doctorwhospankology, is that the Doctor is now in the hands of a heterosexual man for the first time in nearly three decades. It remains to be seen how the chemistry between Smith and his assistant will develop, but Karen Gillan has already spoken about a spark between the two. More than just a spark in fact:
I do think Amy is different from previous companions because she’s very equal to the Doctor. If he tells her to do something then she won’t necessarily do it, she might go off and do her own thing which can sometimes create a rift.
The Doctor is definitely an alpha male and Amy is an alpha female, so when they meet, they combust.
Karen Gillan was unknown before she won the role, but here’s a rare opportunity to take a close look at her soon to be much lusted after bottom.
It’s captured from one of her few previous tv credits – last year’s The Kevin Bishop Show. She appeared in a blonde wig and pink bikini, and as she walked out through the door she showed off her ASS-istant potential. No wonder her appointment was confirmed just a few weeks later!
Speaking about the challenges of the role, she said:
It’s a pretty terrifying role, but a huge privilege to be part of an iconic show. I’m following a long line of great actresses who have played the companion, so it’s quite daunting. I’d love to sit down with them and have a good chat about it.’
If there’s one thing that fellow Whovian spank freaks love to sit down and have a good chat about, it’s which of the long line of great companion actresses was the most spankable of them all. So here’s my personal Top Ten:
Elizabeth Sladen (Sarah Jane) – stuck up news reporter
Katy Manning (Jo) – “For those watching in black and white, Jo’s bottom goes bright red!”
- Karen Gillan (Amy) – flame-haired floozy
- Billie Piper (Rose) – what a backside!
- Nicola Bryant (Peri) – needed a trip to the Twin Red Moons of Planet Discipline
- Debra Watling (Victoria) – good screamer
- Maureen O’Brien (Vicki) – top tardis totty with a very smackable botty
- Wendy Padbury (Zoe) – The Naughtiest Girl in the Galaxy (see picture below)
- Janet Ellis (Tegan) – air hostess (nuff said)
- Louise Jameson (Leela) – “Oh no Doctor, please, not on the bare…!”
My number 3 choice might be deemed a bit premature, but I’m confident that I’ll be proved right!
Prepare to receive your Cyberspanking!
The best online resource for everything relating to spankings in Dr Who is the Yahoo Group dwspank. A recent update includes shots of No 1 most spankable assistant, Elizabeth Sladen, in tight leopard skin pants! And there’s more pictures of Karen Gillan in THAT policewoman’s uniform too!