Amelia Pond, you hereby stand accused of the following charges:
- wearing skirts that are too short
- constant pert backtalk
- handcuffing a Time Lord to a radiator
- telling your dad to shut up
- being a redhead
Yes ok, you might have saved the universe, but stick around Pond.
At least until the next series.
Because the Doctor has some unfinished business with you m’lady!
Thanks to Harry for sending me a wallpaper-sized version of this much admired picture
Whovian spank fans regretting the end of the current run and the passing of the heady “Summer of Pond” can drown their sorrows by re-reading this earlier Spank Statement or heading over to Harry’s Yahoo Group to read his latest Dr Who based Spanking Adventure (login required).
As Caitlin Moran in The Times put it:
A 5ft 11in Amazonian goddess with Titian hair, girl-cat eyes and legs from here to yaya. You can rack up all the super-intellectual 900-year-old time-travellers you want — in the end, they won’t hold a candle to a tamale-hot giantess with freckles and an attitude.