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Hank and Cupcakes

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Husband and wife electro-pop duo Hank and Cupcakes teamed up with photographer Merri Cyr for this promo shoot a few months back. They’ve pulled out all the stops to produce a set of exciting and dynamic OTK spanking images  with different poses and facial expressions in each one. The oven mitt adds a quirky touch.

Credit for finding these goes to Harry who says “it always surprises and pleases me to see how often ‘mainstream’ photographers get it righter than ‘specialist’ ones when it comes to things like the feet being off the ground and the girl’s eye acting.”

If you’re a fan of top quality rock n’ roll spankings check out this video from The Cramps that Chross has posted.

Nothing Compares To Spanking

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Not for the first time in her career, Irish singer Sinead O’Connor stirred up the press when she blogged on her website about a lack of sex in her life, and appealed for men to contact her to save herself the registration fee on a dating agency!

It all began on August 20 when she complained that:

My situation sexually/affectionately speaking is so dire that inanimate objects are starting to look good as are inappropriate and/or unavailable men and/or inappropriate and/or unavailable fruits and vegetables.

Needless to say what I do for a living makes it hard for me to find men that only want me cuz they like my (legendary) arse. Yet I am in the peak of my sexual prime and way too lovely to be living like a nun. and it’s VERY depressing.

A week later she posted a follow up piece that revealed she finds having that “legendary arse” smacked “intensely enjoyable” and once asked Irish politician Alan Shatter and U2 bassist Adam Clayton to spank her!

I want you to clarify for all who may be concerned that Sinead is in fact 99.999% vaginally oriented but has experienced the odd shall we say ‘bark up the wrong tree’ and immensely enjoyed it.

Apart from that and an as yet unexpressed desire to get royally rogered while wearing nothing but stilletos, by a man wearing a regular business suit which she could clime all over, and an intense enjoyment of light to not especially painful spanking, is as “kinky” as this girl gets.

My father often said affectionately of me when I was a child ”you could bring her anywhere twice. Second time to apologise!” Never a truer word was spoken and it’s what I want as my epitaph. I did once ask Alan Shatter to spank me. Years ago. Cuz he’s a ride. And no I don’t think it’s inappropriate to sexualise our politicians. I think it’s most appropriate we should. They should feel good going to work. If I was Alan or Enda today being discussed in such terms by a fine filly like myself I’d be very flattered.

Of course Alan turned me down. As sensibly, did Adam Clayton (the only do-able one in the band).

Reports about this story on news and celebrity websites have mostly ignored the spanking angle – possibly because they were too distracted by the talk about anal sex! I’m not sure why she says her arse is legendary though. Frank Sinatra once threatened to kick it when she refused to perform at a concert if the American national anthem was played. Perhaps she was thinking of the headlines from that incident, but I couldn’t even find a decent rear view picture of her  on google.

Iron Maiden

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The Iron Maiden is the name of a 1960s film which has a famous spanking scene, but there’s also a British heavy metal band with the same name. Their mascot, a zombie like creature known as Eddie the Head, is a fixture in the group’s album cover art.

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The 11th issue of Kerrang! magazine, from early 1982, had a photo spread in which a guy wearing an Eddie mask gives a bare bottom spanking to an unnamed model.

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Shiver me timbers! Splice the main brace and roll out the spanker! Yo ho ho and a nice bare bum!

Doctor Who Pirates

Yes, my hearties, Doctor Who is back and this week’s episode sees the Doctor and sassy side-kick Amy Pond take to the High Seas where they’ll be dealing with a bunch of pirates led by Hugh Bonneville as Captain Avery. After last week’s wild west cowboy stylings, this series is clearly on a mission to bring us stories with as much spanking potential as possible.

Swashbuckling pirate movies of the 1940s and 1950s always leaned towards a likely spanking for the heroine who, in my memory at least, often stowed away on board disguised as a boy. I found this intriguing because it meant that one of the most common excuses NOT to spank the leading lady – her femininity – was out of the way. It kind of levelled the playing field.

The anti-hero pirate captain is the perfect character for the job too. From Errol Flynn in Captain Blood to Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow, you could hardly create characters more suited to the task of dealing with a wayward wench on board. In theory at least.

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Yet, when I came to look in to it, there’s not much material on the internet. I found plenty of nautical spankings, but to qualify as a true pirate spanking we are looking for at least some of the following:

  1. eye patch
  2. tricorne hat
  3. treasure chest
  4. treasure map
  5. parrot
  6. galleon ship
  7. cutlass
  8. jolly roger flag
  9. plank walking
  10. artificial limbs
  11. bottles of rum
  12. soft rump spanked by horny hand

This is the only picture I could come up with that truly delivers. In fact it ticks at least 5 of my piratical boxes including using the flat side of no 7 as an impromptu backside whacker! It looks as though it comes from a pantomime or some stage comedy/musical.

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I would be surprised if artists such as Paula Meadows, Brian Tarsis and others haven’t tackled this theme, but I couldn’t find any pirate spanking drawings at all in my collection.

The situation isn’t much better in the movies either in spite of the aforementioned high degree of opportunity. The only authentic pirate movie spanking scenes I could confirm both come from 1967’s The King’s Pirate.

Cashiered from the royal navy in disgrace, Doug McClure becomes a buccaneer, guiding his loyal crew to an island completely populated by cut-throats. Here he links up with a pirate captain and his lady-swashbuckler Jill St. John. The plot comes to a head when the pirates conspire to hold lovely Middle-Eastern princess Mary Ann Mobley for ransom.

I’ve never seen this movie and the clips don’t seem to be available but McClure gives the beautiful Bond girl Jill St John a swat on the behind AND threatens Mary Ann Mobley with a good spanking too.

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Doug McClure and Jill St John in The King’s Pirate

In fiction, things get a little more interesting. The hero of Donald Barr Chidsey’s 1953 novel Captain Adam, goes where contemporary Hollywood pirates feared to tread…right to the bottom of the matter!

According to the book jacket: “Real trouble started when Adam acquired a passenger – Lady Maisie Treadway of London, red-haired, beautiful, young and very feminine”.

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The result is the aristocratic Maisie gets a lesson in humility that she’ll never forget. The description is brief but does the job:

Adam laid it on resoundingly. Eight, nine, ten times he whammed those buttocks with a big flat horney right hand. The crowd went wild.

There’s a group of satisfied onlookers in this illustration too which is from a story called South Sea Adventure (not presumably the Willard Price children’s novel of the same name). The bearded spanker is quite possibly a modern style pirate or gangster of the seas. His crew certainly have an air of menace about them. It’s a great picture anyway whatever the story behind it.

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Finally, in the video for Danish band Aqua’s 1990s hit My,Oh My, the gorgeous singer Lena is roped to a mast for a lashing. Her hit-me-harder facial expressions are nice and the lashes are definitely aimed at her bottom much to the delight of Captain Hook! And the video ticks EVERY pirate cliché in the book…and then some!

If you’re watching Doctor Who at the weekend, why not use my pirate check list for a drinking game? If you get number 12, crack open a bottle of champagne!