What Top Celebrities Really Think About Their Bottoms – Karren Brady

 “My bum and I have had a hate ­relationship for 40 years. I’d like it cut off. I need a bum lift, and by that I mean someone who walks around behind me lifting it up. My grandmother used to say, “You can put a cup of tea on that.” It’s like a shelf. My husband loves it, though. He says people would die for a bum like mine.”

One of my favourite shows reaches it’s climax this weekend with the final of The Apprentice. The quote is from an interview Karren Brady gave to The Observer just after it was announced that she was to become Lord Sugar’s assistant in the latest series. So far she’s kept her bottom pointed well away from the TV camera. Couldn’t find any pictures of it on the net either. ( I did once see a picture of her in The Sun wearing a short skirt with the caption “Does my Brum look big in this!?” )

I personally thought that the lovely Liz Locke deserved to get through to the final. The best moment from the whole series came when one team leader threatened to “smack bums”. Guess who’s rather nervous reaction the camera just happened to focus upon?

What Top Celebrities Really Think About Their Bottoms – Gemma Arterton

Curvy British actress Gemma Arterton first came to our attention as the headgirl of St Trinians. Now the press are accusing her of hypocrisy after saying she she has nearly walked off very big films because:

“I would rather work with people that don’t just see me as a piece of ass.”

Hmm…I really can’t think how they came to that conclusion…

But instead of moaning about it, she could always just turn the other cheek!

Let’s face it, she’s pretty good at doing that!

Especially in her latest film Tamara Drewe where she parades her prize asset in a pair of ultra-tight Daisy Duke shorts.

“Hypocrisy…my arse!”

What Top Celebrities Really Think About Their Bottoms – Emma Thompson

Emma Thompson featured in a recent Spank Statement – that’s her playing the headmistress in the stills from An Education a couple of posts down – and she’s now starring in the second Nanny McPhee movie.

Emma and Maggie

She wrote and produced it herself and included a bit of (f/f) spanking. She didn’t care to have Nanny McPhee herself dealing with the spoiled rich girl.

The down to earth farmer’s daughter (Lil Woods) gets to do it instead! No idea what the implement is though.

Ironically, her mother in the film is played by Maggie Gyllenhall, but since she’s only thirteen I would hope that she’s not yet familiar with Ms Gyllenhaal’s early work!

Anyway, what better time to install Emma Thompson into the “What Top Celebrities Really Think About their Bottoms” Hall of Fame?

She told the Daily Mail last September:

“I’ve got a great big zonking bottom!”

“Yup, that’s zonking alright!”

And Rhys Ifans, who plays Uncle Phil in the film, tested out the truth of her words at the premiere!

What Top Celebrities Really Think About Their Bottoms – Caprice

Normally when I do posts in this thread I have to find a suitable bottom picture of said celebrity to go with a quote from an interview in a magazine or website.

When supermodel Caprice did a photoshoot and interview for GQ they did the job for me. (Click to enlarge the picture and read the quote.)

Her bottom does look surprisingly full for a supermodel (but in a GOOD way of course).

The second picture includes a touch of bondage, but how would you like to see that bottom spanked so hard that it brings tears to her eyes?

Yes?

Then check back in a couple of days for an exclusive new Spank Statement blogaversary video presentation!

What Top Celebrities Really Think About Their Bottoms – Kelly Clarkson

One of the best quotes ever in this long running series comes from Kelly Clarkson – winner of the first season of American Idol in 2002.

The singer told Heat magazine that she loves being a role model for curvy girls, and will never pass up the chance to show off her shapely ass:

I totally have no chest, I’m all butt. Ever since I was a kid I’ve had a bubble butt — I get it from my mama. Guys are usually like, ‘Oh my gosh, look at that butt!’ In a good way!

I’m a fan of my butt. I like filling out a pair of jeans, because sometimes I see girls who can’t and I feel bad about that.

If a girl wanted bigger boobs, she could get them, but you can’t get a bigger butt!

“Oh my gosh, look at that bubble butt!”

What Top Celebrities Really Think About Their Bottoms – Sandra Bullock

Sandra Bullock says she was more than a little anxious about a scene in The Proposal in which her co-star, Ryan Reynolds, slaps her bare behind.

From showbizspy.com: “The 44 year-old Speed star was thrilled her ”jiggling butt’ was edited out of new romantic comedy The Proposal.

She was worried about stripping off and having Reynolds slapping her bare behind, but was relieved to discover the unflattering bits wouldn’t be shown.

She said: “I was really worried about my butt jiggling when contact was made. Luckily, the director was a fellow female and knew just how to cut the scene before the ripple effect happened! I am very grateful.”

The sympathetic director is Anne Fletcher. The film, in which a hard-nosed publishing executive falls for her assistant during a visa scam, has just shot to the top of the US box office.

Sandra Bullock has never been spanked in a movie before so this is a first. It would be nice to have the full uncut “pancake effect” version though!

Update March, 2013. I watched this movie on tv last week. Sandra Bullock’s power-crazed yuppie character got up everyone’s noses and a good old-fashioned homespun spanking would have put her in her place perfectly. But the much vaunted “Return of Cinema Spankings” has never quite reached the rom-com genre.

While there are a couple of brief hand-on-ass scenes, Bullock’s quote, predictably perhaps, turned out to be hype more than anything. This is a bottom patting not a slapping and, unless I’m much mistaken, she’s wearing a dressing gown.

Still, here are the two scenes.

 

What Top Celebrities Really Think About Their Bottoms – Amy Adams

In Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian, a blockbuster ready to strike in May, Amy Adams will portray American aviation pioneer, Amelia Earhart. But according to the actress, her BOTTOM is going to be the star attraction of the film!

Because she spends most of it wearing jodhpurs…

…tight jodhpurs!!

She told Blackbook:

I’m not known for showing my ass on camera, but there it is. I was like, that’s a lot of information.

It’s going to be an Amy Adams butt show!

A teasing early preview of the “The Amy Adams Butt Show” can be seen here. Especially around 40 seconds, as she kisses co star Ben Stiller.

Yup, those jodhpurs are definitely tight! No wonder Ben can’t help checking it out.

Wanna circumnavigate that?

What Top Celebrities Really Think About Their Bottoms – Eva Mendes

Eva Mendes is famous for roles in several major Hollywood films, including 2 Fast 2 Furious, Hitch, Training Day, Ghost Rider and We Own the Night.

In 2007, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) used a nude photo of her for their anti-fur campaign alongside the tagline “Fur? I’d rather go naked.” The picture was a back view which showed her buttocks, but not her breasts.

When asked how she felt about seeing her naked butt on a billboard, she said:

“I’m not going to lie. It will probably be weird when I see it. It’s going to be like, ‘Oh, wow, there it is.'”

Now Eva is going through a similar experience as she prepares to see her bare behind on the big screen for the first time in the adaptation of the 1940s comic book The Spirit.

She was persuaded to strip for her role as cat burglar Sand Saref by the film’s director Frank Miller. Now she has admitted that waiting to see the shots of her full and highly spankable bottom is making her nervous. She told Gamer Magazine:

“I’m excited to see what happens with this scene. Well, I don’t think it’s ‘excited’ – I’m actually nervous. I think they have a butt shot of me. I’m not sure how it ended up.”

“I really trusted Frank. We’ll see how that one turns out.”

Pictures of the scene have already appeared on the internet. The dark shadows with dramatic highlights are perhaps only to be expected as the original comic strip had a similar noirish style.

This is the rear view that has been giving Eva Mendes sleepless nights ahead of the premiere of her latest movie.

Whilst some detail may be lost, the heavy contrast serves to accentuate those famous curves, especially in the right picture with the sensational S-shape created by her back, buttocks and thighs.

The movie is the story of a rookie cop, played by Gabriel Macht, who returns from the dead as The Spirit to fight crime.

“The movie looks spectacular.” says Mendes.

It certainly does!

But the pinnacle of Eva Mendes’ career so far has to be when she appeared in Flaunt Magazine in 2007. Her breasts weren’t exposed in this photo shoot either but, just as in the PETA ad, we were treated to views of her bare back and buttocks.

Mendes turned down Playboy but agreed to this because:

I love ‘Flaunt.’ I think their artwork is some of the best artwork out there as far as photography is concerned, so I took it off. I felt really comfortable, it was fun. There’s something really liberating about it.”

Inspired no doubt by Jennifer Lopez, she’s clearly proud of her Cuban American figure and loves to show off her trademark tush. I would say her talk of nerves about its’ latest airing is just modesty, and when The Spirit is released in December she, along with the rest of us, will look up in awe and go:

‘Oh, wow, there it is, again!'”

In the film, Sand Seref is a jewel thief who’s been married 15 times and has killed each and every one of her husbands!

I can think of a good way for The Spirit to “tame” her.

Spirit Spanking

What Top Celebrities Really Think About Their Bottoms – Sienna Miller

Sienna Miller’s Ballooning Beluga-based Badonkadonk

This is a relatively A-list edition of What Top Celebrities, and topical too since Sienna Miller has a film coming out next month – Edge of Love, based on the life of Welsh poet Dylan Thomas.

It also stars Keira Knightley, who has already been featured in this slot, so you will be able to watch it knowing what both the lead actresses really think about their bottoms. How cool is that?

Sienna has spoken before about bulking UP her booty for film roles, but now she has started working on action movie GI Joe, she has the opposite problem. The role requires a tough exercise regime, and in an interview in Elle magazine she explained that she’s piled on the pounds recently…and they’ve all gone straight to her not so perky posterior:

I’m so not perfect. My top half is looking pretty good at the moment because, for the first time in my life, I’m exercising, but you should see my bum. It wobbles when I walk. Seriously, I have a lardy arse. I have days when I wake up, look in the mirror and go, ‘yuk’.

She went on to blame her relationship with boyfriend Rhys Evans as the reason for her larger behind:

“Our lives revolve around food. We are both totally obsessed.” She added that the couple are hooked on pickled onion Monster Munch crisps and French fries dipped in chocolate milkshakes – but their main love is something a bit more fancy: “We have this horrible addiction to caviar, which sounds ridiculous but it’s true. We’re junkies.”

This has led to newspaper headlines such as:“Sienna Miller: caviar addiction’s given me a wobbly bum!”

I would have thought that the fries and the Monster Munch were more to blame than the caviar, but it’s great to hear that she is getting plenty of junk into her trunk, and I hope she will pass on some dietary tips to her good friend and co-star Keira Knightley. Then she too might just end up with a badonkadonk. One that’s actually worth spanking!

Not Keira Knightley

ba-donka-donk:

1.An ‘ebonic’ expression for an extremely curvaceous female behind. Women who possess this feature usually have a small waist that violently explodes into a round and juicy posterior. Other characteristics would be moderately wide hips and a large amount of booty cleavage.

And think you can handle this ba-donka-donk donk! – Missy Elliot Work It

2.An amazing bootie…so much that when she walks it looks like it is trying to talk to you, or or trying to get out of them pants.

Daaaaamnn! mommie got ba-donka-donk!

3.A term used to describe buttocks of exceptional quality and bounce.

Damn look at that fiiiine badonka donk DONK!

(from Urbandictionary.com)

What Top Celebrities Really Think About Their Bottoms – Christina Ricci

Which cartoon character did you used to fantasise about seeing spanked as a kid? For me I guess it would be Daphne from Scooby Doo, but for a certain generation, this girl might well have been their No.1 choice:

She’s Trixie from the popular 1960s series Speed Racer. Originally a Japanese anime, it was adapted for Western consumption. The central character was a teenage racing car driver who battles with a multitude of villains. Trixie was his, rather chaste and innocent, girlfriend.

A new (live action) version of Speed Racer is now due for release in May. It stars Christina Ricci (below) as Trixie – an ideal choice you might think, because she does look very much like her.

Wants big, ‘ol butt!

But, according to reports, Ricci is worried about how she will appear on screen in this role, because she will be wearing a pair of “barely there hotpants!”

Her butt will therefore be the focus of much attention, and the slightly-built actress is concerned that her rear won’t have enough star quality to…um…stand out from the crowd.

She told Elle magazine:

“I want a bigger butt. I asked my trainer, ‘Can you give me Jessica Biel’s butt?’

But despite her best efforts the 5ft actress will never achieve her desired curvy posterior because of her tiny frame:

“Unfortunately my trainer said I couldn’t. Everyone wants what they can’t have!”

But at least, the hotpants would seem to imply that Trixie will be a more sassy and sexy character than in the original series. And the original cartoon did contain a spanking scene, although it was a boy on the recieving end.

In an episode entitled The Royal Racer, Speed’s younger brother Spritle nearly causes an international incident when he trades places with a young Asian prince who somehow looks exactly like him. According to an Amazon.com review, “the real prince gets spanked by Pops, and teased by Trixie.”

So at least we know that Pops is a spanker…and probably an admirer of hotpants too. In the new film, the character of Pops will be played by John Goodman of Roseanne fame. If Trixie tries any teasing on with him, I think he will know how to deal with it.

So will she be seen getting at least a swat or two on the seat of those hotpants? It might be a family film, but I still wouldn’t bet against it.

One thing’s for sure, Ms. Ricci’s bottom is about to get some long overdue media exposure. (I couldn’t even find a picture of it to go with this post, so you’ll have to make do with one of Jessica Biel’s.)

“I Want The Bot I Can’t Have”

Why else would you make your leading lady wear hotpants if it wasn’t to draw attention to her spankable bottom? However small it might be.