“My bum and I have had a hate relationship for 40 years. I’d like it cut off. I need a bum lift, and by that I mean someone who walks around behind me lifting it up. My grandmother used to say, “You can put a cup of tea on that.” It’s like a shelf. My husband loves it, though. He says people would die for a bum like mine.”
One of my favourite shows reaches it’s climax this weekend with the final of The Apprentice. The quote is from an interview Karren Brady gave to The Observer just after it was announced that she was to become Lord Sugar’s assistant in the latest series. So far she’s kept her bottom pointed well away from the TV camera. Couldn’t find any pictures of it on the net either. ( I did once see a picture of her in The Sun wearing a short skirt with the caption “Does my Brum look big in this!?” )
I personally thought that the lovely Liz Locke deserved to get through to the final. The best moment from the whole series came when one team leader threatened to “smack bums”. Guess who’s rather nervous reaction the camera just happened to focus upon?
Curvy British actress Gemma Arterton first came to our attention as the headgirl of St Trinians. Now the press are accusing her of hypocrisy after saying she she has nearly walked off very big films because:
“I would rather work with people that don’t just see me as a piece of ass.”
Hmm…I really can’t think how they came to that conclusion…
But instead of moaning about it, she could always just turn the other cheek!
Let’s face it, she’s pretty good at doing that!
Especially in her latest film Tamara Drewe where she parades her prize asset in a pair of ultra-tight Daisy Duke shorts.
Emma Thompson featured in a recent Spank Statement – that’s her playing the headmistress in the stills from An Education a couple of posts down – and she’s now starring in the second Nanny McPhee movie.
Emma and Maggie
She wrote and produced it herself and included a bit of (f/f) spanking. She didn’t care to have Nanny McPhee herself dealing with the spoiled rich girl.
The down to earth farmer’s daughter (Lil Woods) gets to do it instead! No idea what the implement is though.
Ironically, her mother in the film is played by Maggie Gyllenhall, but since she’s only thirteen I would hope that she’s not yet familiar with Ms Gyllenhaal’s early work!
Anyway, what better time to install Emma Thompson into the “What Top Celebrities Really Think About their Bottoms” Hall of Fame?
She told the Daily Mail last September:
“I’ve got a great big zonking bottom!”
“Yup, that’s zonking alright!”
And Rhys Ifans, who plays Uncle Phil in the film, tested out the truth of her words at the premiere!
Normally when I do posts in this thread I have to find a suitable bottom picture of said celebrity to go with a quote from an interview in a magazine or website.
When supermodel Caprice did a photoshoot and interview for GQ they did the job for me. (Click to enlarge the picture and read the quote.)
Her bottom does look surprisingly full for a supermodel (but in a GOOD way of course).
The second picture includes a touch of bondage, but how would you like to see that bottom spanked so hard that it brings tears to her eyes?
Then check back in a couple of days for an exclusive new Spank Statement blogaversary video presentation!
One of the best quotes ever in this long running series comes from Kelly Clarkson – winner of the first season of American Idol in 2002.
The singer told Heat magazine that she loves being a role model for curvy girls, and will never pass up the chance to show off her shapely ass:
I totally have no chest, I’m all butt. Ever since I was a kid I’ve had a bubble butt — I get it from my mama. Guys are usually like, ‘Oh my gosh, look at that butt!’ In a good way!
I’m a fan of my butt. I like filling out a pair of jeans, because sometimes I see girls who can’t and I feel bad about that.
If a girl wanted bigger boobs, she could get them, but you can’t get a bigger butt!
“Oh my gosh, look at that bubble butt!”
Sandra Bullock says she was more than a little anxious about a scene in The Proposal in which her co-star, Ryan Reynolds, slaps her bare behind.
From showbizspy.com: “The 44 year-old Speed star was thrilled her ”jiggling butt’ was edited out of new romantic comedy The Proposal.
She was worried about stripping off and having Reynolds slapping her bare behind, but was relieved to discover the unflattering bits wouldn’t be shown.
She said: “I was really worried about my butt jiggling when contact was made. Luckily, the director was a fellow female and knew just how to cut the scene before the ripple effect happened! I am very grateful.”
The sympathetic director is Anne Fletcher. The film, in which a hard-nosed publishing executive falls for her assistant during a visa scam, has just shot to the top of the US box office.
Sandra Bullock has never been spanked in a movie before so this is a first. It would be nice to have the full uncut “pancake effect” version though!
Update March, 2013. I watched this movie on tv last week. Sandra Bullock’s power-crazed yuppie character got up everyone’s noses and a good old-fashioned homespun spanking would have put her in her place perfectly. But the much vaunted “Return of Cinema Spankings” has never quite reached the rom-com genre.
While there are a couple of brief hand-on-ass scenes, Bullock’s quote, predictably perhaps, turned out to be hype more than anything. This is a bottom patting not a slapping and, unless I’m much mistaken, she’s wearing a dressing gown.
Still, here are the two scenes.
In Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian, a blockbuster ready to strike in May, Amy Adams will portray American aviation pioneer, Amelia Earhart. But according to the actress, her BOTTOM is going to be the star attraction of the film!
Because she spends most of it wearing jodhpurs…
She told Blackbook:
I’m not known for showing my ass on camera, but there it is. I was like, that’s a lot of information.
It’s going to be an Amy Adams butt show!
A teasing early preview of the “The Amy Adams Butt Show” can be seen here. Especially around 40 seconds, as she kisses co star Ben Stiller.
Yup, those jodhpurs are definitely tight! No wonder Ben can’t help checking it out.
Wanna circumnavigate that?