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What Top Celebrities Really Think About Their Bottoms – Eva Mendes

Eva Mendes is famous for roles in several major Hollywood films, including 2 Fast 2 Furious, Hitch, Training Day, Ghost Rider and We Own the Night.

In 2007, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) used a nude photo of her for their anti-fur campaign alongside the tagline “Fur? I’d rather go naked.” The picture was a back view which showed her buttocks, but not her breasts.

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When asked how she felt about seeing her naked butt on a billboard, she said:

“I’m not going to lie. It will probably be weird when I see it. It’s going to be like, ‘Oh, wow, there it is.'”

em 09Now Eva is going through a similar experience as she prepares to see her bare behind on the big screen for the first time in the adaptation of the 1940s comic book The Spirit.

She was persuaded to strip for her role as cat burglar Sand Saref by the film’s director Frank Miller. Now she has admitted that waiting to see the shots of her full and highly spankable bottom is making her nervous. She told Gamer Magazine:

“I’m excited to see what happens with this scene. Well, I don’t think it’s ‘excited’ – I’m actually nervous. I think they have a butt shot of me. I’m not sure how it ended up.”

“I really trusted Frank. We’ll see how that one turns out.”

Pictures of the scene have already appeared on the internet. The dark shadows with dramatic highlights are perhaps only to be expected as the original comic strip had a similar noirish style.

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This is the rear view that has been giving Eva Mendes sleepless nights ahead of the premiere of her latest movie.

Whilst some detail may be lost, the heavy contrast serves to accentuate those famous curves, especially in the right picture with the sensational S-shape created by her back, buttocks and thighs.

The movie is the story of a rookie cop, played by Gabriel Macht, who returns from the dead as The Spirit to fight crime.

“The movie looks spectacular.” says Mendes.

It certainly does!

But the pinnacle of Eva Mendes’ career so far has to be when she appeared in Flaunt Magazine in 2007. Her breasts weren’t exposed in this photo shoot either but, just as in the PETA ad, we were treated to views of her bare back and buttocks.

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Mendes turned down Playboy but agreed to this because:

I love ‘Flaunt.’ I think their artwork is some of the best artwork out there as far as photography is concerned, so I took it off. I felt really comfortable, it was fun. There’s something really liberating about it.”

Inspired no doubt by Jennifer Lopez, she’s clearly proud of her Cuban American figure and loves to show off her trademark tush. I would say her talk of nerves about its’ latest airing is just modesty, and when The Spirit is released in December she, along with the rest of us, will look up in awe and go:

‘Oh, wow, there it is, again!'”

In the film, Sand Seref is a jewel thief who’s been married 15 times and has killed each and every one of her husbands!

I can think of a good way for The Spirit to “tame” her.

Spirit Spanking

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What Top Celebrities Really Think About Their Bottoms – Sienna Miller

Sienna Miller’s Ballooning Beluga-based Badonkadonk

sm 01This is a relatively A-list edition of What Top Celebrities, and topical too since Sienna Miller has a film coming out next month – Edge of Love, based on the life of Welsh poet Dylan Thomas.

It also stars Keira Knightley, who has already been featured in this slot, so you will be able to watch it knowing what both the lead actresses really think about their bottoms. How cool is that?

Sienna has spoken before about bulking UP her booty for film roles, but now she has started working on action movie GI Joe, she has the opposite problem. The role requires a tough exercise regime, and in an interview in Elle magazine she explained that she’s piled on the pounds recently…and they’ve all gone straight to her not so perky posterior:

I’m so not perfect. My top half is looking pretty good at the moment because, for the first time in my life, I’m exercising, but you should see my bum. It wobbles when I walk. Seriously, I have a lardy arse. I have days when I wake up, look in the mirror and go, ‘yuk’.

She went on to blame her relationship with boyfriend Rhys Evans as the reason for her larger behind:

“Our lives revolve around food. We are both totally obsessed.” She added that the couple are hooked on pickled onion Monster Munch crisps and French fries dipped in chocolate milkshakes – but their main love is something a bit more fancy: “We have this horrible addiction to caviar, which sounds ridiculous but it’s true. We’re junkies.”

This has led to newspaper headlines such as:“Sienna Miller: caviar addiction’s given me a wobbly bum!”

I would have thought that the fries and the Monster Munch were more to blame than the caviar, but it’s great to hear that she is getting plenty of junk into her trunk, and I hope she will pass on some dietary tips to her good friend and co-star Keira Knightley. Then she too might just end up with a badonkadonk. One that’s actually worth spanking!


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1.An ‘ebonic’ expression for an extremely curvaceous female behind. Women who possess this feature usually have a small waist that violently explodes into a round and juicy posterior. Other characteristics would be moderately wide hips and a large amount of booty cleavage.

And think you can handle this ba-donka-donk donk!Missy Elliot Work It

2.An amazing bootie…so much that when she walks it looks like it is trying to talk to you, or or trying to get out of them pants.

Daaaaamnn! mommie got ba-donka-donk!

3.A term used to describe buttocks of exceptional quality and bounce.

Damn look at that fiiiine badonka donk DONK!


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What Top Celebrities Really Think About Their Bottoms – Christina Ricci

Which cartoon character did you used to fantasise about seeing spanked as a kid? For me I guess it would be Daphne from Scooby Doo, but for a certain generation, this girl might well have been their No.1 choice:

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She’s Trixie from the popular 1960s series Speed Racer. Originally a Japanese anime, it was adapted for Western consumption. The central character was a teenage racing car driver who battles with a multitude of villains. Trixie was his, rather chaste and innocent, girlfriend.

A new (live action) version of Speed Racer is now due for release in May. It stars Christina Ricci (below) as Trixie – an ideal choice you might think, because she does look very much like her.

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Wants big, ‘ol butt!

But, according to reports, Ricci is worried about how she will appear on screen in this role, because she will be wearing a pair of “barely there hotpants!”

Her butt will therefore be the focus of much attention, and the slightly-built actress is concerned that her rear won’t have enough star quality to…um…stand out from the crowd.

She told Elle magazine:

“I want a bigger butt. I asked my trainer, ‘Can you give me Jessica Biel’s butt?’

But despite her best efforts the 5ft actress will never achieve her desired curvy posterior because of her tiny frame:

“Unfortunately my trainer said I couldn’t. Everyone wants what they can’t have!”

But at least, the hotpants would seem to imply that Trixie will be a more sassy and sexy character than in the original series. And the original cartoon did contain a spanking scene, although it was a boy on the recieving end.

In an episode entitled The Royal Racer, Speed’s younger brother Spritle nearly causes an international incident when he trades places with a young Asian prince who somehow looks exactly like him. According to an review, “the real prince gets spanked by Pops, and teased by Trixie.”

cr 04 So at least we know that Pops is a spanker…and probably an admirer of hotpants too. In the new film, the character of Pops will be played by John Goodman of Roseanne fame. If Trixie tries any teasing on with him, I think he will know how to deal with it.

So will she be seen getting at least a swat or two on the seat of those hotpants? It might be a family film, but I still wouldn’t bet against it.

One thing’s for sure, Ms. Ricci’s bottom is about to get some long overdue media exposure. (I couldn’t even find a picture of it to go with this post, so you’ll have to make do with one of Jessica Biel’s.)

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“I Want The Bot I Can’t Have”

Why else would you make your leading lady wear hotpants if it wasn’t to draw attention to her spankable bottom? However small it might be.

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What Top Celebrities Really Think About Their Bottoms – Charlotte McKenna

Charlotte McKenna (below) is a model who has just come No 1 in Zoo Magazines’ list of the top 50 Best Bums 2008.

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To mark this, the magazine has interviewed her and the questions are all about her bottom. And they even include one about spanking! So I thought it was worth reproducing in full:

Congratulations on being ordained as the world’s foremost arse icon, Charlotte!

Thank you! It’s such an honour and a huge highlight in my career! Let’s throw a party where everyone has to wear thongs and walk around with their backsides out…

Let’s. Who’s on the guest list?

Kylie should come. And I’m a big fan of J-Lo’s wonderful booty! Vida Guerra, Jessica Alba and the Victoria Secret models all have amazing bums too – really really tight butts! It could be a huge event – I reckon we’d sell out Wembley.

If it’s at Wembley, we might as well hold a battle of the bottoms – a Bum-Lympics – while you’re there. Which categories would you excel in?

What are my special bum skills? Well I bring loads to the table! I think my bum’s got a pretty food shape to it. It’s not too big and not too small. It’s quite peachy.

Not hairy like a peach?

Nah. I do wax it though


Ha Ha! Of course not! I was joking!

We knew that. Ahem. How do you keep your bot in shape?

There are certain exercises I do… but I can’t tell you about them. Put it this way: they’re certainly too rude to be done in the gym!

We can only imagine…and trust us, we will do. Does your backside get pinched much when you’re out?

Yes! I often have to slap away stranger’s hands. I need some arse police to guard my bum! I could get two dwarves because they’re at the right height. Can you get me some vigilant dwarves? They’d need uniforms too, with little bum helmets.

We’re on it. Will you be insuring your money-maker?

I should think about it. Let’s aim high and insure it for £10 million! But the premiums would be huge.

Some big endorsement deals with lingerie manufacturers could help that…

I’d love for someone like Agent Provocateur or Insinuate to bung me some free knickers. Or maybe design a new range? That’d be really cool.

Top blagging, but the pant pedlars need more to work on – what skimps are you after specifically?

Really little, lacy pants. And thongs to show off my bum. I’ve gone off French knickers, though. They’re quite wide and give too much cheek coverage! I love denim hotpants and the way they cut right across my butt cheeks and allow a little bit of flashing. I tend to keep those for holidays, as they get disapproving looks on the high street!

You need to look after such a valuable asset. Is spanking off the menu?

That might have to go out of the window. I can’t afford for it to be spanked too often. Maybe just once in a while…

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What Top Celebrities Really Think About Their Bottoms – Dancing On Ice Special

Admittedly, calling some of these folks “top celebrities” is pushing it a bit, but Dancing On Ice is the top-rated TV show in the UK at the moment, so these Z-listers are suddenly big news.

But it’s not just the public profiles of the skaters that are being raised by their performances on the ice. Their buttock muscles are being toned and molded into shape too.

Apparently, skating is a superb work out for this part of the body, and the female contestants can’t help boasting to the press about how firm and shapely their rears have become.

Zaraah Abrahams, star of my Peer Group Pressure post, is now claiming to have a bottom like J-Lo’s:

I’ve never wanted to lose too much because it’s nice to fill out your clothes. I think men prefer girls with curves. But I have noticed that doing this show my ‘bingo wings’ have stopped flapping and my bum’s tighter and more pert than before.

It looks better than J-Lo’s!

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Zaraah’s buttocks received a special round of applause

doi 01Linda Lusardi (left) has a more modest target than a J-Lo butt. She’d be more than happy with a bottom like Bonnie Langford’s.

The stunning actress and former model, recently voted the most beautiful Page Three girl of all time, is thrilled that her body has slimmed to a size 8 thanks to her skating regime. She told The Sun:

I’ve watched my bum go up, up, up!

I’ve got a little six pack, which I’m very proud of, and my bum is getting toned. Skating really does target the places where every woman wants to lose weight – your bum, thighs and stomach. Those are what you use the whole time that you’re on the ice. And I can see it on my bum. I’m aiming for a peachy Bonnie Langford bum — hers was amazing when she was on Dancing On Ice and I want one!

So I’ve been holding a peach up to the mirror and I can see that I’ve got a bit to go yet!

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Bonnie Langford (above) was in the previous series – as was singer Lisa Scott Lee (below), who came up with perhaps the most memorable Dancing on Ice bottom quote of all:

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This is the fittest I’ve ever been. It’s been great for my bum. All the girls are feeling the benefit. And I’d like to say my husband is still feeling mine!

I’m not sure if these bikini pictures were taken before or after she’d been in the show, but it looks pretty fit to me.

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Ice skating dresses are very sexy in the way they flip up during spins and ride up during lifts. A spanking scenario featuring an ice dancer taking his partner OTK for messing up during a routine would be pretty hot.

Some of you may also have vivid memories of skater Tonya Harding, who created quite a stir in the 1980s, with her bad attitude and general spankability.

I can’t find any spanking pictures featuring ice skaters though. I suppose kink-friendly ice rinks are not exactly easy to come by. If you know of a video or picture of a competition ice skater being taken across the knee, I’d like to hear about it.

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In the meantime, you’ll have to make do with this picture of Suzanne Shaw falling over, which isn’t a bad substitute.

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What Top Celebrities Really Think About Their Bottoms – New Year Bikini Special

You can tell Christmas is over these days, not when the decorations come down, but when holiday pictures of celebrities in skimpy bikinis start to appear.

Each year, the swimwear seems to get competitively briefer, and the amount of bare buttock on show increases correspondingly.

Not that I’m complaining.

So let’s take a look at who’s already earned their I’ve had my bottom papped in 08 badges:

Desperate Housewives star, Nicolette Sheridan, gave her booty it’s first airing of the year as she ran around the beach with her fiancé Michael Bolton.

She was clearly setting a very high bar for others to follow. Suspiciously high, some thought – prompting debate about whether she has had a bottom lift.


The actress looked remarkably more pert than in the left picture taken in April 2005. In the intervening three years she seems to have been uplifted and smoothed in the derrière department.

According to a news website:

Mr Sheridan insists that her family “do not believe” in having surgery – but from the look of these pictures she has at least had non-surgical treatment on her bottom to make it look this perky.

Non-surgical treatment? Regular cellulite-busting spankings from Mr Bolton perhaps?

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And of course, what man doesn’t enjoy a post-spanking drink and cigar, whilst the girlfriend ruefully rubs her burning (but firm) bott?


Kelly Brook’s bottom so far hasn’t needed any such treatment. It’s close to perfection.

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But her partner Billy Zane was still scrutinising it for any early signs of cellulite.

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And that just-been-sitting-in-the-sand look is always a winner at any time of year.

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More celebs who’ve already had their bottoms papped in 08:

jo 02ja 03Jennifer Anniston (left) meanwhile, was keen to show that her butt remains as stunning as ever, as she lapped up the sun in a bikini that seemed determined to reveal more than it covered. This is the ass that was spanked in Along Came Polly.

I’m never quite sure if the expression ‘peachy rear’ is meant to refer to the shape (round and dimpled) or the texture (soft and downy). Never mind, supermodel Julie Ordon’s (right) delectable piece of fruit surely qualifies on both counts. I have another post planned that will feature the lovely Julie next week. So you won’t want to miss that.

cm 01ac 01Whilst peaches are fine, some bottoms are definitely more apple-shaped and Christina Milian, (left) photographed poolside in Miami, has a superb example.

And finally, Irish singer Andrea Corr (right) was once voted the most beautiful woman in the world. I don’t know if she still holds that title, but does a beautiful face necessarily equal a beautiful bottom too? Studying these pictures closely might help you to come to a more informed decision.

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What Top Celebrities Really Think About Their Bottoms – 25yrs of Countdown Anniversary Edition

Carol Vorderman celebrated 25 years of Countdown on Friday — in the same trousers she wore when she first appeared on the quiz show as a 21-year-old!

Carol was the first ever celebrity to reveal ‘what she really thinks about her bottom’ on this blog (11.03.07). The point she seems to want to make now is that it hasn’t really changed in 25 years….much!:

“I was worried that I wouldn’t be able to get into them – but luckily I just managed!”

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Her rear has had more exposure, admiration, conjecture, and all round pervy attention attached to it than any other in Britain over the last quarter of a century. So as an anniversary tribute I thought it would be a great honour for her to become the first celebrity to feature twice on this slot.

It’s not as though she’s exactly reluctant to talk about it. On the contrary it’s one of her favourite subjects…and ours.

So here’s a few more quotable quotes and jokey asides that can only add to the mystique, the regal majesty, the legend that is…..


“I’ll never be one of those so-called ‘lollipop ladies’ with a huge head and a stick-thin body. Now I’m in my 40’s I think: Why should I beat myself up?
I used to think my bum was the biggest in the room. And my bum is big. But now I think: ‘OK, my bum wobbles, but it wobbles well.”


“My bottom is so big it’s got its own gravitational field”


DES O’CONNOR: “That boxer’s been knocked out so often he’s got a cauliflower bottom.”

CAROL: “I know the feeling!”


DES O’CONNOR: “Why have you never won ‘rear of the year’?”

CAROL: “They couldn’t find an award big enough!”

And finally we turn to our Prime Minister Gordon Brown for his own personal anniversary tribute in a filmed goodwill message:

“I want to congratulate Carol Vorderman’s bottom on reaching 25 years on air. It’s done more than any other bottom to make counting and spelling fun and popular and is really good exercise for the mind.”

Well that’s nearly what he said anyway.