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What Top Celebs Really Think About Their Bottoms – No 2


Oh, I’ve seen pictures of myself and I’ve been like: “Oh my God!” Especially when I’ve forgotten to wear shorts underneath and then the photographers purposefully go underneath you. It’s not nice to see your bum in the newspaper.


Tears for Spears1 Of course we have to beg to differ. Do I detect some hypocrisy in this comment however? Did she really “forget” her shorts? Or was she deliberately flashing that bottom in front of the photographers?

On a similar note, she wore this t-shirt with the slogan “Tears for Spears” at a gig in London recently. Was she genuinely showing her support for troubled Britney Spears? Or did she think this would be the best way of getting her picture in the newspapers?

I’m not sure about the effectiveness of that slogan anyway. There are those who have long agreed with the sentiment – but in a rather different way from that intended!

Tears for self-publicising, hypocritical pop stars too!

What Top Celebs Really Think About Their Bottoms No. 1

The first of an occasional series:

Carol Vorderman:

Some people find it’s their waist that goes. For me it’s from my waist down to my knees, particularly my arse. You remember that Kenny Everett sketch when he used to do Rod Stewart in leopard skin trousers, and his bottom would get bigger and bigger as he sang? That’s mine. That’s my arse. (Sunday Telegraph)

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Actually, to be fair to Carol, her behind is looking quite trim these days as shown by this more recent photo of her diving off a boat (or, in otk position, if you prefer to think of it like that). She is 47 years old and still a regular on British celebrity spanking wish lists.


In fact, she seems to be well aware of her renown in this department. When she presented Have I Got News For You recently, she referred to the fact that a Google search for her name usually produced results that were about “bottoms and stuff”!