Category Archives: What Top Celebs Really Think About Their Bottoms

What Top Celebs Really Think About Their Bottoms No. 1

The first of an occasional series:

Carol Vorderman:

Some people find it’s their waist that goes. For me it’s from my waist down to my knees, particularly my arse. You remember that Kenny Everett sketch when he used to do Rod Stewart in leopard skin trousers, and his bottom would get bigger and bigger as he sang? That’s mine. That’s my arse. (Sunday Telegraph)

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Actually, to be fair to Carol, her behind is looking quite trim these days as shown by this more recent photo of her diving off a boat (or, in otk position, if you prefer to think of it like that). She is 47 years old and still a regular on British celebrity spanking wish lists.


In fact, she seems to be well aware of her renown in this department. When she presented Have I Got News For You recently, she referred to the fact that a Google search for her name usually produced results that were about “bottoms and stuff”!