Blushing-bottomed brides

Around the time of her wedding, a young bride-to-be’s bottom is highly at risk. Everybody seems to want a piece of it. It might be the last chance some folks will ever get to give that naughty little girl, who they’ve watched grow up into a beautiful woman, a jolly good paddling. And her nuptials are the perfect excuse for friends and family to get in a few swats on those nubile buttocks, before they are “given away”.

Perhaps some old scores are being settled at the same time? Maybe it’s a natural outlet that has developed for the normally suppressed spanko urge. One things for sure, there’s many a blushing bride who’s wedding celebrations have given her more than just a red face.

The ceremonial bridal bottom-warming usually begins at her bacholerette party or hen-night. This bride-to-be is so humiliated by her public punishment, she’s making sure her face stays well out of view of the camera. (click to enlarge)

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Then, we move on to the big day itself. Before the ceremony, preparations might well involve a wedding-day spanking. Or perhaps this bride was getting married on her birthday?

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Either way, how long will it be before these bridesmaids become spanked-brides themselves?

You might think that the wedding ceremony itself would be a spank-free zone. But you’d be wrong. This amusing picture, which appears to be genuine, deserves a caption competition. This is certainly one bride who is taking the ‘obey’ part of her vows very seriously.

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And when it comes to the reception, well, all I can say to anyone about to get married is: remember to get some arnica cream!

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Because if the best man doesn’t get you…

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…then the your own friends will.

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Or even your father, exerting his parental rights of discipline – for one last time. This is Elizabeth Taylor being spanked by Spencer Tracy in a publicity still-only spanking for the movie Father of the Bride.

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But why stop at the bride, when there’s so many highly spankable bridesmaids flirting around just asking to be taken OTK. Shame to waste such a great opportunity.

And we haven’t even got as far as what goes on behind close doors on the wedding night.

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2 Comments

  1. SirViceAnglais

     /  October 16, 2007

    Another amusing and well-written piece Valdor.

    Apparently it was the custom that the father of a Russian bride would, after the wedding ceremony, present the groom with a shoe or slipper. This act symbolised the handing over of the responibility to discipline the young woman from father to husband.

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  2. Valdor

     /  October 17, 2007

    Continuity in family life is so important – that’s what I say :-)

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