DUMB OF MALICE PRINCESSES! NO NONSENSE WHACKINGS! SPANKING MURDER! AND LOTS MORE…
Most of you will already be familiar with former Janus contributor Murray Roberts whose sensational From the Library series has been wowing visitors to this site for a while. Now Spank Statement readers can enjoy the EXCLUSIVE privilege of reading the veteran aficionado’s “no-punches-pulled” account of his personal top ten movie spanking scenes. Hold on tight…
Items 10-2 are in alphabet order, not order of merit.
10 The Cowcatcher’s Daughter (Andy Clyde, Marjorie Beebe)
The longest scene on screen; just serious enough to be interesting.
9 The Doctor and the Redhead (TV Series The June Allyson Show: Episode: The Doctor and the Redhead, Dick Powell and Felicity Farr).
Has all the right ingredients, and it helps that you can see it coming a mile off!
8 The Fabulous Senorita (Robert Armstrong, Estelita Rodriguez)
In many of her films, ER behaved as though she should be spanked, but this and Mexicana are the only two that ‘delivered’. No punches pulled, and ER responds with much struggling and scratching.
7 Gunsmoke (TV Series Episode: Catawomper, no link available)
Just a nice close-up, no soundtrack, no-nonsense whacking.
6 How Honza Nearly Became King (Jiri Korn, Jorga Kotrbová)
A sort of Czech fairy tale in which a dumb-of-malice princess finds her voice while being soundly spanked by Honza. Great stuff!
5 Janika (Hungary Film/TV)
Four versions are known of this famous play, in which a mature woman impersonates her (non existent) son. The 2003 TV version is superb.
4 Too Young To Kiss (Van Johnson, June Allyson)
When a 20 odd year woman decides, for professional reasons, to knock 10 years off her age, one feels she should be spanked and, in this one, she is.
3 Twilight on the Rio Grande (Gene Autry, Adele Mara, no link available)
One of Gene’s 3 screen spankings. Manages to be both light-hearted and heavy handed.
2 Weeds (Mary Louise Parker, Demian Bechir)
A nice scene, and symbolic in that it might just signal the end of the TV Spanking ‘drought’.
1 Frontier Gal (Rod Cameron, Yvonne de Carlo)
I first saw this a lifetime ago, and it has been a favourite ever since. RC really means business, and, although Yvonne is immaculate for the succeeding clinch, one suspects the make-up team have been at work.
Candidate for inclusion (if it ever turns up):
Demain nous Divorcons (France 1950s)
A spirited battle of the sexes in which Sophie Desmarets receives a magisterial spanking from I believe Jean Desailly.
Kiss Me Kate
The 1999 revival has a good scene, especially with Rachel York as Lilli/Kate. However, there are scores of productions each year, and spanking clips/stills sometimes find their way to YouTube and elsewhere.
US Pro Wrestling
For those interested in the byways. Until the authorities clamped down a few years ago, the boys got away with (spanking) murder!
Please keep sending in your top ten movie spankings to the usual email address (see top of sidebar). Some descriptions and or reasons for your choices would be great, but a simple list is fine too.