Is this Lily Allen’s response to being voted your 7th= most spankable personality alongside Katy Perry? There’s no love lost between the two, and Lily looks like she’s making an early bid to win us over so that she can beat her rival this year.
But there’s been a swift riposte from Katy Perry who has just started a new US tour with a gig in LA. The cheeky singer bent right over in a short dress and touched her toes!
I look forward to the next round of this particular battle!
Snow-bound London commuters were warmed up by the headline Lily spanks bum for boys in the free Metro newspaper. She might have patted it a couple of times, but I see this as essentially a “moon” rather than a “spanking”. Still, complete with Agent Provocateur underwear, it’s as cute a moon as you’re ever likely to see so who’s complaining?
Some observers said that Lily was copying Lady Ga Ga, who was all over the press in early January with her bottom baring antics. If so, I hope the trend continues.
A lot of so-called mooning pictures on the net are really just posed glamour shots, but I love TRUE mooning pictures. The butt should be exposed, ideally in a public place – and just the butt – no other part of the body. I’d rather see a good mooning picture than bikini shots.
Naughty female pop stars pulling attention-grabbing moonies is hardly new. Avril Lavigne had a rather timid but still much loved moment a few years back.
This is recent American Idol contestant Emily Wynne Hughes with a fine example of what I mean by a true moon.
Perhaps it’s time there was a mooning chart.
The Spank Statement 
No love lost between the two of them you say? Perhaps Firmhandspanking or some other British producer could arrange a spank-off between these two lovelies on national TV. Wouldn’t THAT draw the ratings, raise their profiles and bring spanking to forefront of the British mind — as if it’s not there already?
Yeah the Lily/Katy feud is real school playground stuff.
Katy started it when she called herself a “fatter version of Amy Winehouse and a thinner version of Lily Allen”.
Lily countered with “I happen to know for a fact that she was an American version of me. She was signed by my label in America as, ‘We need to find something controversial and kooky like Lily Allen.’ And then they found her… I think the lyrics and stuff are a bit crass. It’s like, you’re not English and you don’t write your own songs, shut up!”
Miaaowww!!
Lily also wrote on her Facebook page: “I have Katy Perry’s number, someone did me a favour. I’m just waiting for her to open her mouth one more time then it hits Facebook.”
Lily Allen is now dating a 45 year old. How will he deal with her immaturity?
Sounds like good newspaper theatre, “real” though it may be. I was just reading that Rosie Mortimer, Emily’s little sister, is engaged to a 41-yr old, so the older man thing is not so rare among fashionable British young ladies. Although, as you imply, it does beg the question of how the older man will deal with his younger wife’s misbehavior. http://chross.blogt.ch/forum/read.php?3,1032,1146#msg-1146
Have long thought mooning was one of those of acts where a spanking would be a case of “the punishment fitting the crime”,poetic justice so to speak.
That would be a great video, someone moons another unaware that they have a paddle close at hand.
In the now inactive Yahoo group BaredAffair,a spanking spoof’zine(imagine the Onion writing spanking newstories) there was a great story of how Avril got spanked by the woman who was her chaperone on the tour, when she pulled that mooning escapade,think it ran in early 2005.
That Avril story sounds well worth a read. She has lots of fans on this blog, who would be only too happy to see her receive a dose of “poetic justice!”
speaking of pop stars, wwat’s the latest on Christina Aguilera….so spankable….hm…who would not mind her over a knee? 🙂
If i was headmaster to allen