Caprice Planky Spanked

The weekend saw the third anniversary of the first post on this blog and it’s nice to be able to mark the occasion by sharing an exclusive clip with you. I know you won’t have seen it before, because I’ve grabbed it from an old VHS tape and uploaded to YouTube myself.

It comes from a short-lived breakfast time show called RISE in 2003. The Jackass movie was all the rage at the time, and a regular slot called Team Squirrel had famous model Caprice and 5 guys performing painful or humiliating stunts for the cameras. The clip starts quite suddenly because I missed a few frames of the build up.

It’s been a great three years, a real rollercoaster ride through the highs and the lows of the mainstream spanking scene. So here’s my little blogiversary present for you:

You can see two more pictures of Caprice in the post below this one.

What Top Celebrities Really Think About Their Bottoms – Caprice

Normally when I do posts in this thread I have to find a suitable bottom picture of said celebrity to go with a quote from an interview in a magazine or website.

When supermodel Caprice did a photoshoot and interview for GQ they did the job for me. (Click to enlarge the picture and read the quote.)

Her bottom does look surprisingly full for a supermodel (but in a GOOD way of course).

The second picture includes a touch of bondage, but how would you like to see that bottom spanked so hard that it brings tears to her eyes?

Yes?

Then check back in a couple of days for an exclusive new Spank Statement blogaversary video presentation!

The Bare Bottomed Cheerleader’s Revenge

A team of models dressed as cheerleaders spelt out the message “BT? Fast broadband? My arse!” on their bare bottoms in central London today. The cheeky publicity stunt by Virgin Media took place in full view of the BT Tower.

According to Virgin, it was “simply a humorous way to get across a serious message – that customers should demand what they are being promised from their internet providers”.

It’s not the first time that Richard Branson’s company has resorted to ass-vertising. The picture below was taken at this summer’s V Festival:

Uncle Adolf

Ken Stott as the Fuhrer and Elaine Cassidy as his naughty niece Geli Raubal.

Hustle

I think I saw the perfect one smacker on TV last night. It was in Hustle, a BBC comedy drama about a gang of con artists.

A pretty blonde, played by Jessica Philips, brings her boss a drink in his office. She bends over the table at an ideal angle, and he lands a hard smack with a sound effect heightening the sense of impact. The film then pauses briefly; as if to add an exclamation mark. Without saying anything, she walks back out of the room facing the camera. I particularly like the closing shot of her doing the “walk of shame” (with burning cheeks!)

UPDATE:

The link I gave only worked for UK residents so Chross has grabbed the clip and put it on YouTube here.