Some Spank Statement favourites have been chatting away about their bottoms recently, and you’ll be glad to know that I was busy taking notes. But first let’s welcome someone who shouldn’t need any introduction, and yet surprisingly has so far not featured on this blog at all:
Jennifer Lopez:
“If they show my butt in a movie, it better be a wide shot.”
This quote should be in every dictionary of quotations. After all, J-Lo is credited with bringing the bottom back into fashion after years in the boob-obsessed wilderness.
Some time in the nineties it at last became OK for men to admit to liking butts, and OK for women to have one too – even a large one. Girls with small behinds were even getting implants to give themselves a more curvaceous shape just like their heroine Jennifer. Happy days.
But times have moved on and what sort of bottom are women aspiring too now?
A clue might be provided by this newspaper report about Desperate Housewives star, and recent top celebrity bottom-flasher,
Eva Longoria:
“Desperate Housewives beauty Eva Longoria yesterday revealed she has added an inch of muscle to her bum in just two months. The actress, 31, credited personal trainer Patrick Murphy for her toned behind. She said:
“With all the lunges, squats and leg presses, I’ve gained an inch of muscle in my butt.”
No wonder she’s been so keen to show it off! Her personal trainer certainly has a great job, and it’s interesting to hear her talking about adding muscle. In other words the larger more prominent bum is still in, but it should be well toned and muscly rather than rounded or flabby.
Keeley Hazell
She is a British model who came second in the FHM Sexiest Woman poll behind Jessica Alba. (She won the Australian version).
There is a picture of her grabbing her behind in my post Ouch! That Hurts (03.07.07) . Keeley is known for her large chest, and the bum-grabbing pose was quite a departure for her. But after the shoot she was less than happy with the result:
“After I saw the picture of me grabbing my bum in Z00 magazine, I really wished I’d got more back there to get hold of.”
A stiff work out with Mr Murphy is called for perhaps, and then not only will there be more to grab, but more to spank too. Which would be handy if she’s going to keep pulling provocative poses like this one.
Drea de Matteo:
Of course, there’s such a thing as having too much to grab, and Drea de Matteo, Adriana from The Sopranos, who featured in Joey, the Sopranos Actress & The Spanking (07.05.07) is currently pregnant and says:
“I feel like I’m carrying the baby in my ass, it’s so big.”
Sounds like more work for Hollywood’s personal trainers after she’s had the baby. That’s if she wants to keep up with the trend set by Eva Longoria and others such as this model who, believe it or not, is an exhibit in an art gallery by performance artist Vanessa Beecroft. The model has, I think, a fine example of a defined and ‘muscly’ bottom. (click to enlarge) A work of art indeed.
Coming soon: What Cameron Diaz Really Thinks About Her Bottom .