Don’t miss the more adult version of High Shakespeare’s act showing now in the post below this one.
Monthly Archives: April 2010
NOT Britain’s Got More Talent!
I’m hoping to bring you the Britain’s Got More Talent video later, but the main news is that High Shakespeare, the spanking duo, got through to the next round!
It turns out the male half of the act is Jonathan Hartman who has been performing on the alternative comedy circuit in London for some time. Here’s a photo from a stage performance which many will prefer to the version that was shown on television…because the spankee is bare bottomed!
It’s not the same girl (Rebecca Keane) that was on television either. It looks like it MIGHT be Hartman’s lovely wife Vahni…
And here’s an exclusive video of High Shakespeare in action!
Many thanks to Harry for researching this post.
Britain’s Got More Spankings!
First daytime soaps, now prime-time talent shows! Suddenly there’s spankings everywhere!
This audition will be seen on Britain’s Got More Talent, a show aimed at the family audience, tomorrow night (ITV2).
A pair calling themselves High Shakespeare perform an act in which a woman quotes from the Bard as she is spanked across the knee of her male co-star.
Even the show’s host Stephen Mulhearn gets in on the act, pulling up the woman’s dress to spank the seat of her pink knickers.
The winner of Britain’s Got More Talent performs at the Royal Variety Show in front of the Queen!
Doctors – The Video
As Chross pointed out, daily soaps are not normally shared on the web (or repeated on television) so this one could so easily have slipped through the net. But he’s now managed to salvage and preserve the Doctors clip for the entire Spanko Nation!
Another hero is Martyn, who reported it in the first place, and is well known for seeing spanking scenes that no one else (or very few others) saw. In fact, he has written an entire 4-part series of Spank Statements about them. (And that doesn’t include Testament of Youth which he placed at No. 5 in his reader’s top ten without even realising that it was “lost”!)
Martyn’s Lost Spankings:
Thankfully Doctors won’t now become another candidate for this series!
I’d also like to say hello to two very mysterious readers who enjoyed last Saturday’s Spank Statement so much that they copied details from it onto message boards. Sadly, neither of them could find it within themselves to leave a comment here, or provide a link, or even MENTION this site in their posts!
It was probably just an oversight on their part, so this is a great chance for American Way and DavidC to de-lurk themselves and say “hi” or “thanks for posting” or “love your blog” or something like that. I know that DavidC has some extra info about the former Howard’s Way star Tracey Childs up his sleeve…
Stills from Doctors
Some screen shots from Doctors the first UK TV spanking in seven years! (thanks Harry). You can read the full details about the scene in the post below.
Doctors
I’m delighted to bring you news of a NEW mainstream spanking scene on a DAYTIME soap opera called Doctors! Many thanks to Martyn for alerting me to this rather surreal event which happened in yesterday’s episode Two’s Company.
A doctor called Heston, has a lunch date with Susan, a very attractive 40-something woman played by Tracey Childs. She invites him back to her place to taste some expensive wine. When she gets him home, it’s obvious that she has other things on her mind. The next thing you know – another equally attractive woman pops up! They make it clear that they want a threesome and Heston gets cold feet and makes for the door. Teasing him like a couple of schoolgirls they take his jacket upstairs to the bedroom.
Once upstairs with Heston still demanding his jacket back, Susan’s husband comes home! Heston hides in the bathroom and hears the husband berating his wife – saying “she is up to old tricks’ – then there is the unmistakable sound of a spanking being delivered!
Heston charges out of the bathroom loo brush in hand to save the woman when he finds the husband half-dressed with his wife (not distressed) across his knee being spanked with the other woman watching!
Tracey Childs (born 1963) is best known for playing gorgeous Lynne Howard in the 1980s drama series Howards’ Way. She recently appeared as Metella in The Fires of Pompeii an episode of the BBC’s relaunched Doctor Who.
If you’re in the UK, you can watch the whole episode on the BBC iplayer (for 7 days only). The spanking begins around the 16 minute mark.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006mh9v
Hopefully Chross will come to the rescue for all you non-licence fee payers!
The Perfect World For A Man
Faithful readers of this space may recall an earlier post about a documentary on the women who worked in the London Playboy Club during the 1960s. I’ve now uploaded three Youtube clips for you to enjoy.
Fiona Richmond, one of the middle-aged former bunnies, recalls being made to stand and face the wall as a punishment for being “cheeky to inspector”. Watch it here.
In the 1970s, Fiona became a soft porn star who was always in the tabloids because people were scandalised by the fact that her father was a clergyman. One of the most interesting parts of the documentary came when the bunnies recalled how their parents reacted when they heard about what they were doing for a living.
Sadly Fiona herself wasn’t included in this bit, but as Sir Vice Anglais commented on the original post, one former bunny said she was threatened with a spanking if she took the job. She uses the term ‘skelp’, a Scottish dialect word for spanking. As an introduction, I’ve left in some nostalgic footage of the “perfect world for a man”, including a pervy job interview, which leads up to the skelping quote. Watch it here.
Hutch honey hindquarters
I had an email from Martyn last week in which he joked that to spank a bunny girl you’d have to remove her tail first! The picture below of authentic 1960s bunnies shows that wouldn’t really be necessary as the tail was attached higher (over the coccyx).
The final clip I’ve uploaded has some gloriously sexist footage of bunny girl training sessions in which you see one of the strict bunny mothers who ruled over their charges with “a rod of iron”. It all culminates in a good excuse for a spanking…or some cornertime at least! All together now: “babarom-babarom-babarom-pompom!!”
NYPD Blue
From Season 2 episode 2 of crime drama NYPD Blue, first aired in 1994.
Andy finds a way to get sleazy journalist Norman Gardner to keep quiet.
Naughty schoolgirls Suzie and Denise are played by Darcy DeMoss and Stephanie Champlin.
What Top Celebrities Really Think About Their Bottoms – Emma Thompson
Emma Thompson featured in a recent Spank Statement – that’s her playing the headmistress in the stills from An Education a couple of posts down – and she’s now starring in the second Nanny McPhee movie.
Emma and Maggie
She wrote and produced it herself and included a bit of (f/f) spanking. She didn’t care to have Nanny McPhee herself dealing with the spoiled rich girl.
The down to earth farmer’s daughter (Lil Woods) gets to do it instead! No idea what the implement is though.
Ironically, her mother in the film is played by Maggie Gyllenhall, but since she’s only thirteen I would hope that she’s not yet familiar with Ms Gyllenhaal’s early work!
Anyway, what better time to install Emma Thompson into the “What Top Celebrities Really Think About their Bottoms” Hall of Fame?
She told the Daily Mail last September:
“I’ve got a great big zonking bottom!”
“Yup, that’s zonking alright!”
And Rhys Ifans, who plays Uncle Phil in the film, tested out the truth of her words at the premiere!
The Spank Statement 